The fact is, I'm procrastinating. The first skirt, though I wore it several times, was not quite right, with the picture showing right at crotch level.
Everywhere are piles of things to be sold on the internet. Maybe it's just under that one table that things have gone completely wrong. I know a lot of people who live in piles of junk.
I blame it on the people who are not buying the stuff I need to get out of here.
Fantasy being preferable to admitting slobbery, I'm going with that.