Do me a favor.
Go to Johnson's farm. They have turned it into the kind of circus that will hurt your stomach, but you'll live.
In fact, I'd be surprised, if by the end of the day, you have not taken over.
Buy some corn, a couple of ears. Okay, maybe you have corn in the yard, maybe you don't eat it anyway.
Boil it for 6 minutes. If the stove is in the same shape as the truck, build a fire outside and boil it for 6 minutes.
Cut it off the cob. This goes against all reason, but since the braces went on, and even when they came off, I have done this, and the corn falls to the plate in little sections.
I used to call them books of corn.
Eat them that way (use a fork). No butter, no salt, no anything else.
That's the way I'd do it.