Okay troops, Sorry about that last entry, it was on my mind, but sometimes, I should just keep it to myself.
This one is more all inclusive.
I have to go to a christening.
I have to find something to wear. You can make the call
They are not necessarily in that order. You will be able to identify and assess the outfits named.
1. Blue flowered April Cornell dress, white shoes. It's one piece, but it gaps at the bust, makes my ass look gigantic, and maybe it's a little out of date or frumpy?
2. Black gaucho pants with a lively flower print, (so cute) a sleeveless black knit top (gaps at the armpits) and black shoes. 2 pieces, the waist of the pants is 3" high and elastic. I had to take some of the elastic out so I would not lose a kidney, they were bothering me there. And the top is almost fine,which means not quite fine, and at least one sister will make a remark.
3. Linen pants, silk top, silk cardigan, all shades of beige. This is my possible favorite? But the pants have gotten quite thin, I don't know if you can see through them, the silk under top has really long armpits and my bra shows, so I have to keep the sweater on.
It's 95 degrees. None of that is going to look crisp for more than 6 minutes. I am not a beige person but I thought it would be elegant? I don't know who I'm trying to kid.
4. The black and white nylon knit dress. Makes my rear look huge, and I have to suck in my gut the whole time. The V neck is too low and I have to pin it shut. The place where it is now pinned is good but shows maybe too much cleavage, so...
Thanking you in advance. I know you'll do the right thing.