I need to burn all my clothes. My favorite jeans don't zip.
I bought some crop pants and they make noise when you walk, and ride down when you sit. They are going back, like most things I buy.
I gotta go to a shower, and it's raining. That's appropriate.
No one is going to care what I wear. That's a given, pretty much.
I'm putting a load of it on ebay, but I don't hold out much hope because none of it is juicy couture.