I found a walnut in the mail box today. It's really just an open container, but still, I think the mailman did it, it was too heavy for a squirrel to carry, and it was still in its green husk.
In other news, I had to chase Squirly Mon (his name) out of the concrete urn. He was reluctant to go because he was burying another damn peanut. I don't know who gives the squirrels peanuts in the shell, and for sure, they are not growing in the yard. For one thing, everything that grows in my yard now gets stolen before it reaches maturity, and for another, peanuts grow underground.